Buying Tampons

Today at work one, while I was heating up my lunch in the break room, one of the two parts counter girls asked me if I have ever bought tampons for my woman.

Parts Girl: Hey Phaeton, would you buy your lady tampons?
Phaeton: Sure, why wouldn't I?
Parts Girl: My boyfriend says it's embarrassing and that if I need them I should get them myself.

At this point I'm confused, so...

Phaeton: Well if I'm bleeding from my favorite part, I'd expect the person who loves me to do me a solid and buy a product that would help.
Parts Girl: That's what I think but all my men have told me they can't because it's gay or stupid for a man to buy woman's products.
Phaeton: Well none of them have been men. A Man wouldn't let his woman be in any pain or discomfort, no matter what the cost to his ego.

Honestly, if I were to bleed from my dick for a week out of the month, I'd expect my lover to help out buy buying the one thing which would help.
She's young, early 20's, and her BFs are still young, dumb, and full of come. But guys don't be such pussy's, if the woman your with needs some help once a month, be a man and help. Just make sure she writes down what she needs, because if you come home with the wrong shit, she'll use your face to stop the bleeding. FYI.

I wouldn't have a problem buying them for my significant other. If you're an adult and you're afraid of doing that for somebody that you love then it seems extremely lame.

Even so, I'd kind of be buying some other items . . you know milk, a head of lettuce, oranges a loaf of sour dough :1orglaugh particularly if it's one of the regular ladies who ring up my order. I mean, I don't want to hear them dog me i.e.- "awwww how cute, she sent you down . . . .". so I'd, in effect, dilute any queries and or lite pejoratives . . .jeers, that type of thing, with other groceries.

Don't ask me why, it's just so. :o

OTOH, If it's a guy checker, I could absolutely care less to drop a single purchase, box - o - tamps on the conveyor.

Weird, I know.

What if your lady sent you down for a pair of nylons ?
Now that would be retailation for something. :1orglaugh


The most trying times in those situations are when you're asked for a lingerie surprise for Valentines day
and you end up at a specialty shop. You walk in and two, make that four 36 Ds are staring directly at you, as is their 2 owners . . . ''what size sir . . . ?

If any of you young guys haven't found out yet, always buy 1 or 2 sizes too small. They'll be pissed if you don't !

Good thread Phae ! rep

She can write me a list and i'll get it for her - at least then I'll get a BJ

Well, considering that I have at one point bought some for my mother, I don't think doing it for a girlfriend would be a problem.

I've never understood what it is about guys and buying tampons/pads...

At the all girls juvenile facility I used to work at, I had a Sgt. in the bootcamp that absolutely refused to let the girls even ask him for a pad. They wern't allowed to talk about anything remotely having to do with female bodily functions...

Then his wife gets pregnate and has a baby. She sends him to the store for some pads and evidently he freaked out so bad about having to touch them much less buy them, he bought a pair of cooking tonges too and carried them to the belt like that. :1orglaugh

Of course after hearing this, I went and tied an entire box of tampons and stuck an entire box of pads onto his Jeep. After work I hear him cursing up a storm and trying to get them off with a long stick.

I have so wanted to start this thread before. I figured everyone would have seen it as sarcasm. lol

My husband never complained. As long as I cooked the food he had to pick up in the same trip to the store, it was all good.

When the bickering started he tried to use it as a "I did a lot of things for you most men wouldn't, that the vows never covered." to which I replied "Like touching you dirty socks, boxers and nasty work clothes wasn't beyond the call of duty. I never heard that one in the marriage vows either!" and "When was the last time you gave birth?" he stifled then Edith!

LL

I had too when my mother was very badly before the op. Even though it was at the time when you was trying to keep your rep. As I was still a teenager, in a way it seem to get me more respect from the ladies So it never bothered me. In a way it's just the same as buying toilet paper. All you are doing is buying something to deal with and clean after a bodily function.

It don't bug me now to buy them I used to by them all the time for my ex girlfriend. when I was younger That was a different story lol you could not get me to buy them.

I'd never get enough courage to do it

Tampons? No problem!

Yet, I'm too afraid to buy toilet paper. I have a hunch that the girl at the till knows exactly what I'll use it for.

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I dont see the problem?

What could you be using them for.

dude, ive bought tampon for my gf when i was still in highschool. i dont give a shit. doesnt bother me.

i have bought tampons for my gf ,the only time it was at all awkward was at a mum n pop type store where i couldn't see them anywhere and had to ask the older guy who was the clerk at the store and he became all flustered but we found 'em .

For a girl? Shit, I'd buy them for myself.

I've done it, no probs, but for the ladies - give your guy some direction, not just "go get some." The options are far too broad and varied. I scored points on my first outing by buying the super ones because I told her "I figured you're a super girl!"

mongo18 said:

I scored points on my first outing by buying the super ones because I told her "I figured you're a super girl!"

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very nice! :1orglaugh

For a girl? Shit, I'd buy them for myself.

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Why are you...? Wait, I don't want to know.

I don't recall if I ever had Senob buy me some pads, but I know the sweet man brought one to work for me when my period came early.

Note to all you single guys out there: I knew a guy who carried some in his pocket, just for the girls he worked with. He got tons of action for "being sweet and thoughtful" and he always knew which girls to leave alone!